Numero Uno: Procrastination is Key.
Without procrastination. Life would be a lot harder and more stressful. Every chance you get, put an assignment off
Without procrastination. Life would be a lot harder and more stressful. Every chance you get, put an assignment off
Deux: Weebly and Buzzfeed hate you. Understand that Weebly and Buzzfeed will not work when you need them to. In case you are doing this assignment in the future realize that you will have to plan around their schedule. Tree: Sleep is Unnecessary. The human body only needs 4 hours to partially function correctly. In between classes you can take 12 minute naps. Its great! (Sleeping in class is always an option too!) Fo: Live on campus Live on campus. you will be charged a ridiculously high price for rent, as well as be forced to fork over a few grand for a meal plan. Five: Use your phone as a clock. Why buy an alarm clock for 10 dollars when you can just use your phone that doesn't work half the time anyway. 6ix: Don't go to class Complete waste of time. All your gonna do is learn and get what you actually paid for. Siete: Birthday Suits. This is more directed to females. WEAR the smallest pair of shorts that you have and the tightest yoga pants you can fit (or not fit) everyday despite the weather. It's extremely classy and fashionable. Ate: Turn Down For What? If there is a party, go to it, if there is a music concert, go to it, if there is any type of social gathering, go to it. Chances are there will never be another one and teachers will always extend deadlines and give makeup exams. 9: Study long, Study wrong. No need to really study for your exams if you study for 5 to 10 minutes a month you should be on track to a 4.0 in no time Ten: Rome was built in a day. Realize that you must be perfect before coming to college or else you will not succeed. you will have to time to find out what you want to do or who you are. Good luck!!! |